🔥 HOT
GUMMY RIOT
Strawberry gummies with a criminal chew. Bite responsibly.
$4.20
CANDYSO GOODIT’S APROBLEM.
Small-batch, loud-flavor candy dropped weekly in limited runs. When it’s gone, it’s gone - like your self-control.
NEXT DROP DROP 07 - SOUR APOCALYPSE
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THE GOODS
SOLD OUT
SOUR FELONY
So sour it's technically assault. Waiver not included.
$5.55
NEON WORMS
Glow-tier sour worms. Visible from space, allegedly.
$6.66
CHOCO CONTRABAND
Smuggled-grade dark chocolate. Don't ask where it's from.
$7.00
⏳ LOW STOCK
FIZZ GRENADE
Popping candy. Detonates on the tongue. You've been warned.
$3.99
MIDNIGHT LOLLI
Blackberry lollipop, dyed after dark. Turns tongues illegal purple.
$4.80
0nutritional value
100%vibes by weight
4dentists who filed complaints
12saverage time to sugar rush
TESTIMONIALS, TECHNICALLY
OFFICIAL COMPLAINTS
“I have been a dentist for 22 years and I am begging you to stop.”
“My kid traded his bicycle for a bag of Neon Worms. The bicycle was new.”
“Bought Sour Felony as a joke. It is now my entire personality.”
“10/10. The drop countdown controls my life and I have accepted this.”
Nutrition Facts
Serving size: the whole bag (obviously)
Servings per container: lol
- Sugar
- 200% DV
- Vibes
- 100%
- Regret
- 0%
- Self-control
- −40%
* Percent daily values based on a diet we cannot legally recommend.
The orange button following you around is strictly informational. It is not candy. Do not treat it like candy.
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